Golden Rules of Manhood
Things that a man is made to do and not to do..
1.) Men should do the courting except when things aren't the same...aka."Things Change"
2.) Men are naturally born numb. We have sense but we usually don't use,we feel but we usually don't show.
3.) Men don't cry. Except when Scarlett Johannson will be caught in an accident, Jlo will accidentally burn her behind or Britney will finally decides to retire.
4.) We are not obliged to give gifts to our male friends,not even to remember his Birthday, our presence in his party is the most needed.
5.) We don't like to do the shopping,....Men are thrifty people,we count every cents that we may use to play in the net, to buy surfboards, or mountaineering gears,or to upgrade our techs in the car.
6.) We are not obliged to follow our gf or wife's order to buy them girl things.....you know what I mean.
7.) Men should not sleep with the lights on...we like dark and mysterious settings.
8.) Men don't crave for Harry Potter books or want any books, small letters are the most common cause of our headaches and nosebleeds.
9.) Men should not talk to a person they met in the male CR or cubicle. Specially when your peeing. Glancing and smiling maliciously to them is very much prohibited.
10.) Men should not wear neon colored underwears.
11.) Refrain from using foundations or make-ups if possible. Blush-ons and eye shadows are a no-no's.
12.) Men should not wave their hands when saying goodbye. A simple smile will do.
13.) Never ever try to go on any mountain with just you and your male friend. Love is a force of nature.
14.) Never watch tearjerky movies alone. Refrain from showing sad faces when watching sad movies and screams when watching horror flicks.
15.) Never watch porn movie in a cinema. The world has change. You can never expect what you have expected.
16.) Men should always tell the truth. With exception of what is beneficial to us.
17.) Men should carry the women's bag,not luggage.
18.) Men should not believe in anything that a woman says, she might make you eat an apple again.
19.) Men are always happy but not gay.
20.) Men should not do all the talking....we should also listen if we still can.
