The "Worst Films" of 2006!

-This is not to discriminate or dishonor any film I would write on my list. This is just a way of expressing thoughts and opinions. I was just exercising my "human rights". And if it does affect the way of your thinking, fine. The more you react, the more I'll feel better about my posts." Being bloody doesn't always mean your badly wounded-Your brains may bleed; because you keep too much things in your head"

15. The Ant Bully - Out of nowhere this film was made, out of knowledge this film was crafted. and out of their mind; this stupid, dull,and unamazing film was released.

14. Poseidon - The worst epic-tragedy film of the year. The worst Wolfgang Petersen movie ever, and another worst project for Kurt Russel.

13. Bottoms Up - Paris Hilton was as great as an old man dying because of "mental illness"

12. D' Lucky Ones - The worst Sandara Park film of the century. Eugene and Pokwang was good, bur Joseph-Sandara, nah! I'd rather watch a porn movie
than seeing them together.

11. Pulse - The original film was good but the hollywood remake was a curse. A certified flop, and a certified non-sense.

10. Mission Impossible 3 - Tom Cruise was insanely ineffective the third time around.The screenplay was a junk and the cast(except for Mr.Capote- Philip
Seymour Hoffman) was a total mess.

9. The Da Vinci Code - Probably the worst "from book to film" movie. A non-audience friendly and the first worst film for Tom Hanks. The only
thing great about this movie is the musical scoring by Hans Zimmer, and the left was a waste of time.

8. Just My Luck - Watching this movie's like stabbing yourself to death. Ingeniously created, worst screenplay and another worst film for Lindsay Lohan.The humors are too corny, and the sequences are too unimaginative,
a certified unromantic,lack-luster!

7. I Will Always Love You - The movie for all stupid seasons. If you want to die watching a film then this flick would be the perfect choice.
Unmoving, cursingly stupid, and cinematically raw. The film was a total dismay for every one. Lifeless and untouching.

6. Underworld: Evolution - I wish this sequel was never made, I love the first one and this movie makes me forget how wonderful the first film was!
I felt like I lost my money when I watched it.

5. Snakes on a Plane - It was a wrong move for Jackson to do this film, it's a stain on his filmography, it is as stupid as watching a purple dinosaur dancing. The first minute you watch it was already horrible and the next minute, you'd be searching for the remote!

4. Eternity - A certified flop! An unwanted film! Recognized and Recommended by the Stupid Persons For Stupid Films Advocates. Dull and senseless on the first half and a sore for the eyes in the other half. Buy or watch this film and you'll die in seven days. ( Who of us here still can remember this film existed? I was unlucky I saw it's tape on Video City, pls. make me forget it! please!)

3. Little Man - I never like the Wayan brothers since. Scary Movie was their only project I enjoyed watching (because there was Anna Faris). And then
this movie came out, and I was like "Are they insane? Let me see it on theaters and I'll walk out when the film starts!" Of course I did'nt.....watch the movie.

2. The Nun - Actually, I never saw the film. But it's enough for me to say "This is the worst horror film of 2006" based on the ticket sales, weak storyline, worst trailer and worst "The making" tv special, and as I observed
I never heard someone who saw the movie, say it was good.

1. Lady in the Water - The movie was an all thumbs down for M. Night Shyamalan.
It was greed enough to capture the audience attention on the trailers
and make them feel like an idiot little children believing on stupid
creatures when they see the film. It was a total mess, a softdrink-can
throwing dullness and unimaginably insane and lifeless the entire movie.
The cinematography was not great, the scoring was overrated and the
screenplay was like it was made by a 4 year old. The kid from the movie
tells the characters how to save the nymph(?) by just looking at the box
of cereals, who's someone intellectually able would believe on something
like that? The whole movie was a trash, Shyamalans worst and hopefully
the last.